Ode to 1-800-CONTACTS

Dear 1-800-CONTACTS,

I love you. Thank you so much for not making me feel stupid when I called and told you that I had ordered my contacts but never checked the shipping information and the said contacts were 90 miles away. Thank you for just sending me a new box with no guilt trips, no extra fees/costs, no hassles.
Again. I love you.

Melissa Lasley
Waterloo IA, not Coralville IA